I'm really sorry about that!

If you're not legal yet.. just don't click!you're warned!

one of the very best lele quotes:

while eating some azn plate of beef/mushrooms/rice/pecan nuts:
"Lele: how are your nuts?
me: hum?
Lele: your nuts"

I swear.. i should never have told my mum Lele was a well educated and very good girl, when she's just the vice incarned!

I found this confession on the trendy http://grouphug.us/


i rate and objectify women by race. i have a preference for asian women. caucasian women don't compare and i won't even bother trying to get to know one beyond a friendship. sometimes i feel this is some kind of racism towards white women because i will only date asians. they just smell and feel fresher and seem softer. and then among the asians i rate them by nationality. koreans have the best snatches around, then chinese, then japanese and filipinos. although filipinos are the horniest girls i've ever encountered.

anyways, i lived in taiwan for a few years and dated girls that couldn't even speak english but didn't care because all we did was have sex and that was good enough for me. i suppose deep down i don't respect women for their minds and whole beings, but only by how sexually attracted i am to them.


can also be found here

Weird people..

1. IF YOU COULD BUILD YOUR HOUSE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD YOU BUILD IT?
on the top of a skyscraper, more likely a giant duplex or triplex

2. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?
shirt

3. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?
hips and neck

4. WHAT'S THE LAST CD THAT YOU BOUGHT?
imation CD-R 80min

5. WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO BE?
in my bed in the dark, the bed has to be in a little room, with white walls, it has to be warm and comfortable, and 802.11g enabled!

6. WHERE'S YOUR LEAST FAVORITE PLACE TO BE?
on a stage with people staring at me

7. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO BE MASSAGED?
My neck, shoulders, low back

8. WHAT'S MOST IMPORTANT, STRONG IN MIND OR STRONG IN BODY?
mind probably, but i never experienced any of them myself

9. WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING?
morning is a concept my friends!

10. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?
Sopranos

11. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE KITCHEN APPLIANCE?
The cook and his maids

12. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE CHILDHOOD MEMORY?
none

13. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Lele

14. WHAT MAKES YOU REALLY ANGRY?
anything, some days, nothing someothers

15. IF YOU COULD PLAY ANY INSTRUMENT WHAT WOULD IT BE?
didjeridu

16. FAVORITE RESTAURANT/CAFE/EATERY?
Siam in, 8th avenue and 52nd, NYC
Loulou de bastille, Paris

17. SCARIEST MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE?
you don't really want to know

18. IF THERE WAS A MOVIE MADE ABOUT YOU, WHAT CURRENT/FORMER?HOLLYWOOD STAR WOULD PLAY YOU?
Ben stiller, genetically modified to be a bit taller, or if the technology is not yet available, edward norton.

19. DO YOU BELIEVE IN AFTERLIFE?
i'm scared it might exist, and suck as much as the current life!

20. FAVORITE CHILDREN'S BOOK?
charlie and the chocolate factory

21. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON??
as far as my bed is warm, i don't really care

22. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE HOUSEHOLD CHORE?
chowhat? screw that.

23. IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
traveling at the speed of the mind

24. IF YOU HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT?
none

25. WHO WAS YOUR FIRST BOYFRIEND AND AT WHAT AGE?
argh, none yet!

26. THE SONG YOU WISHED YOU HAD WRITTEN?
Paint in black - Rolling stones

27. DO YOU PREFER CATS OR DOGS?
cats (despite allergies)

29. FROM THE PEOPLE YOU E-MAILED THIS TO, WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
did i ?

31. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DAY?
no ideas, they all look the same to me.

32. DESCRIBE YOURSELF IN ONE WORD?
weak

33. ONE WISH THAT'S UNLIKELY TO COME TRUE?
I wish i can experience everything, anytime, without any consequences.

34. THE ONE YOU LOVE OR THE ONE WHO LOVES YOU?
The one I love!

35. THE SWEETEST FRIEND YOU HAVE?
All my friends are sweet to me in their own ways.

36. THE PERSON YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IN AGES?
many many people, i've been an hermit for the past year.

37. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID?
I hate numbers

38. ARE YOU EXTROVERT OR INTROVERT?
Introvert.

39. WHO/WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST INSECURITY?
not being funny, and sometimes, it happens just like that, you wake up in the morning, with the feeling that nobody will find you funny, neither yourself, those days suck. I have many others though.

40. BLONDE or BRUNETTE?
not so blonde

41. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG?
Amour - Stephane Pompougnac - Hotel Costes vol 5

42. WHAT IS YOUR EMAIL ADD?
jb@

You know the kind of little mistake you can do when talking a language which is not your primary one.. One just happened..
It's kind of .. Gross.. and it's all lele's fault, we were.. talking in bed.. she had a Winnie the Pooh shirt.. I innocently asked her "to remove her pooh".. 5 minutes of laugher followed.. but hey, don't blame it on me.. What disney's moron had the good idea to name a little bear like that. scary peoples.